Mama Ameera

those of u who know me know what a “character” my mom is..this post is dedicated to her and her MANY quirks..i will make this a monthly post where i update u on her latest adventures but before all the fun starts i have an assigment for u :p based on what u read here (and what u know already if u’ve met her) help me come up with a new name as Mama Ameera doesn’t do her justice

famous incidents:

• playing tag at 3 am with me (she was chasing me up and down the stairs in and out of our bedrooms) and when i was finally safe in my room she storms in only to give me a big: P~~~~~~~
• my dad was trying to convince me not to get a new car so he can get mama a rolls and mama says “etyeebli rolls o alex esoogha?? la maby etha etyeebly rolls etyeebli sayeg engilaaaaizyy” and yes she said it like that engilaaizy :P
• saying “Barf” to any salfa she finds boring/maleeqa
• constatnly using the “what part of shesamoona do you not understand?” and yes she says shesamoona instead of an actualy word (she’s new to the concept :P)
• she cheers the Red Sox just because she loves Boston
• mama usually asks me how to spell certain words while she’s texting and just so she doesn’t confuse certain words she uses the A for apple, B for bear..one day i’m spelling a word and the letter J comes up and she goes “J for Jay Leno?” hehehe cuuuuuute
• she sleeps with a teddy bear
• this next part is hard to explain but i’ll try..u know how u hi-5 ppl? well my mom and i have this thing where we have our hands face each other wiggling our fingers and going “Tiissss”
• she MADE me watch “8 Mile” because she luvs Eminem
• her two fav songs are “its getting hot in here” by Nelly and ANYTHING by Usher
• she had her own e-mail account in 1999 but stopped using it when she found out i had her profile name under “Om-M7amad il 6agaga”
• she cries everytime Bambi’s mother dies
• she will drive to Rhode Island just so she can have her fav nutella crepes and will go on a roadtrip to NY just so she can go to Sushi Samba
• she sends random msgs while in class to cheer me up and is famous for starting her msgs with “wasup”

and there u have it ppl now help me out with creative names for Mama :)